cabbage

1. A term used to describe the action of turning someone's belongings inside out - usually a bag or pencil case for example.
It is then common for the items to be put back after it has been turned inside out.

1. Someone cabbaged my pencil case and put all the pens and pencils back inside.. Now I'm going to have to put it right =

by Roger Howell February 27, 2008

ass cabbage

An ass cabbage is:

1.) A douchebag
2.) A fat chick
3.) Someone who likes to insert cabbages into their rectal openings

"Emily, you are such an ass cabbage."

"No Mike, Jew's aren't interesting, they are just ass cabbagers."

by Peter627 December 3, 2007

cabbage roll

A person of Eastern European or Russian descent, often used in a derogatory manner.

That damn cabbage roll stole my car.

by Rob McKenzie September 11, 2005

Sally Slap Cabbage

A female who is clinically retarded in every sense of the word. Has to wear a helmet anywhere she goes.

Look at that girl drooling ... a complete Sally Slap Cabbage.

by Lora Logic January 19, 2009

Cabbage

A Stupid Person.
Someone Who Does Not Understand What Is Going On.
A Person Takes Ages To Catch On.

'Oh My God, Lily! Your Such A Cabbage!'

by Imogene Burgess August 3, 2007

Cabbage Patch Arms

Fat person who has arms and elbows that resemble that of a cabbage patch kid dolls.

Ew, that bitch got cabbage patch arms!

by Doppleganger387 April 21, 2011

cabbage

repulsive, disgusting, or absolutely vile. It is not advised to use this word casually as it usually causes an extreme reaction for any listeners... like vomitting

jane: your boy friend proposed to you over a text while he was with your best friend? that's pretty cabbage...

by ms.smoov June 18, 2011