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Broke-back Lumberjack

The broke-back lumberjack is when two men mutually fuck each others ass holes.
Man, last night was so great with my boyfriend. We both got off by doing the broke-back lumberjack.
by Pudd_N December 26, 2020
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broke my zipper

A mythical boner so intense, it destroys zippers.
Dude: "Check out Jenna, she is smokin' hot"

Other Dude: "Oh my god.."

Jenna: "Heyy, cutie" *winks at other dude*

Other Dude: "Bro, get back, I broke my zipper."
by KawaiiKitty666 November 9, 2013
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Broke Back Kiss

When two guys put chapstick on their buttholes and touch them together.
Chad and Kyle gave each other a broke back kiss last night.
by Lania85 August 1, 2022
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Broke Man's Wheels

The TRUE underlying words of every BMW and its wallet siphoning maintenance and rent/mortgage size payments and upkeep.
I'm gonna have to sell a kidney and lease out a lobe of my liver just to pay for the tune up on my Broke Man's Wheels 540i.
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Broke your ass

The act of rushing to go out of ones way for something or someone. To go out of one's way for.

Originally heard in from Clint Eastwood (Dave) in the movie Play Misty For Me albeit sarcastically.
Sgt. McCallum: Why? Because she was released on parole pending further legal action.

Dave: When.

Sgt. McCallum: A week.

Dave: Well I sure like the way you broke your ass to let me know about it!
by Nanoforge March 20, 2011
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Broke bitch syndrome

When an individual shows off money that is not their
Look at him posting a picture of rental Lamborghini and saying it's his, he's got total broke bitch syndrome
by Paully S February 4, 2020
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peter north broke

In the early 90s Peter North had to make gayporn because he was so broke. Therefore, when you're Peter North broke, you've hit rock bottom.
Man I'm so broke! But you're not Peter North broke?
No, I could never sink that deep!
by AleksanderAAAAAA August 15, 2007
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