Pipe breath

The smell of your breath after a long day of smoking your pipe

Grandpa: Why don't the kids like to talk to me?
Grandma: They can't stand the stand of your gross ass pipe breath

by Chelseafc10 March 29, 2017

leopard's breath

that weird noise your throat makes when you breathe with flem or snot, thus creating a growling sound

when I get sick I often get leopard's breath.

by dumb cluck April 27, 2017

Peebee breath

someone who smells like peebee breath

Man1: hey man welcome to the dentist. lets check your breath. EWW, you got Peebee breath.

by Comedy ERDoesGaming_ September 11, 2020

The turtles breath

The fart that precedes the sudden urge to shit, as the head of the shit momentarily emerges, before being drawn back into the anus. Much like when a turtle pokes its head above the water to breathe

'Did you just fart Stui?' That wasn't a fart mate, that was the turtles breath.... Gotta go!'

by Fabio Baracuda June 19, 2016

The Pope’s Breath

The term for when you have jerked off so much that nothing comes out. The rare puff or exhale that issues out of the penile hole when this occurs.

The other day I wanked so much that I elicited the pope’s breath.

Peter is staying in tonight, he must be working toward the pope’s breath.

by PhantomThrust June 15, 2023

Lazarus-breath

Really bad breath. So bad that it makes you wonder if the person has been dead for a while.

If you are in a meeting with Jeff, sit two chairs over because he always has some serious Lazarus-breath going.

by Doritos Breath October 14, 2009

Breath of the wild

When somebody's breath smells soooo incomprehensibly bad it's literally like it's from the wild

guy: hey girl what that mouth do
girl: *gives him the breath of the wild*
guy: ewww!! I only wanted to play BOTW not smell it!!!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2022