roosters breakfast

Sex in the morning; Doing a root at sunrise...

"Hey Dave! Did you get a roosters breakfast?"

by frank pterodactyl January 14, 2009

duck's breakfast

a shit and a drink of water

I woke up in the garage feeling rotten, I was only fit for a duck's breakfast

by roaryourarseoff June 5, 2013

Shower breakfast

When you take a bowl movement in the shower. Waffle stomp your bowl movement, then ingest said waffle.

See Waffle stomp

Jeff was a lot of things,but he was never late. To save time in the morning,he'd usually just stomp out a shower breakfast.

by Dr.Cha0s December 24, 2021

White breakfast

The act of masturbating so that you ejaculate on your own face.

Oh wow, I can't believe that Pete just gave himself a white breakfast...

by -Bapwich- October 20, 2010

Breakfast shake

When your girl gives u a handjob to wake you up.

Adiv’s parents gave him an egg, cheese, bacon on a crossaint toasted and a breakfast shake at Dunkin Donuts for his birthday.

by thebusishere May 3, 2018

breakfast

the drug speed amphetamine

got any breakfast
I think i some breakfast

by boardie September 26, 2004

japanese breakfast

A blow job in which the girl has a mouthful of not only cock, but warm noodles.

"Dude, she totally gave me a Japanese Breakfast!"

by Mathetron January 26, 2007