bandaid baby 

When a marriage isnt working out the parents decide to have a baby to try to fix the problems

Bob and Jane are having a bandaid baby because they think it will solve their marriage issues

bandaid baby by funkyskip April 26, 2009

Band kids 

The most out-of-touch, unfunny and awkward people you can find at any high school. They frequent Reddit and constantly regurgitate old memes they hear on the website. Can also be seen in anime or video game-related events and clubs, as well as the band room.

Person 1: Who’s playing that annoying ass music?
Person 2: That’s just the band kids in the back.
*Soviet Union Anthem Earrape playing over an Android speaker*

Person 1: Turn that bullshit off.
Band kid: That’s not very wholesome of you!

Band kids by Glizzy_Goblin July 22, 2020

brandon sanor 

a shit human lol

ew brandon sanor he’s yucky

brandon sanor by chxjdjshsusvygii January 3, 2021

The Brady Petey Pat Band 

The greatest band since Theory Of A Deadman. Most of their music is text based and deals with Kenny Power gifs.

Once voted as the greatest band never to play an instrument.

Or 2019’s answer to Limp Bizkit.

Is that Limp Bizkit?

How could it be? It’s just words on a phone... but I get what you mean.

What’s that band Chad Kruger tried to sign in 2019? Right, The Brady Petey Pat Band. Kinda gay right?

The Brady Petey Pat Band by MBP2000 August 16, 2019

The Band Perry 

A country group that are siblings. Two guys, and one girl that has frizzy-like messy hair.

Dude, I like The Band Perry!

The Band Perry by Estaban Frereicho July 18, 2011

band campTM

just a crew of legends. who tend to enjoy beef but also chicken.
we never die
fight me

tomorrow is friday
CLARKEY BOIII is our daddy
wednesdays fall on tuesdays
Avocs, gathos, movies or springfeild is our mainys
booker bay has the goods
alex stop shooting hoops
IF IT HURTS YOUR PHONE GROW A PAIR!!
BIG SHAQ harry is a funny stooge
get out of my circle
elloise a scoota fag
LEEB US ALONE
COOPER NEVER SHOWS UP
aubrey and charlyse talk
#Bennell

the other day i was birthed by CLARKEY BOIII
are you in band campTM
YIS

band campTM by yeet mamma November 2, 2017

Band Kid Humor 

A term used for outdated, unfunny, ‘le random XD’ humor. Band kids aren’t funny. If you call them out on it they begin to melt.

“Oh my god dude look at this funny vine!”
“You have band kid humor.”
“Wh-what... No! What have you done?!”

Band Kid Humor by Allosaurus Anonymous September 16, 2019