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Band room-ers 

Noun A group of people that hang out in the school's band room hours before school starts and hours after school ends. Band roomers, though not necessarily band nerds, may be found playing their instruments (or other people's instruments) for hours, for no good reason. They also may be seen eating, loafing around, holding loud conversations, rearranging the chairs and stands, or maybe even building themselves a small shelter out of instrument cases in which to sleep in when they stay overnight. It seems as though they live in the band room 24/7. If left uncontrolled, the population of band room-ers will continue to grow, and the band room as we used to know it will transform into a homeless shelter for weirdo musicians, if such a shelter ever existed.

You may be a band roomer if:
You bring your breakfast and/or lunch and/or dinner to eat in the band room.
You come to school before 7 AM for no other purpose than to hang out in the band room.
You are in the band room after 4 PM and you are not a custodian or band director.
You spend a grand total of three hours or more in the band room, not counting band itself.
You live in the band room.
I came to school at 6:45 AM for a sectional and these band room-ers are already there! When I leave, they're still there at 6 PM!

Do these band room-ers have somewhere else to hang out other than the band room???

Band room-ers, please go home!!!
Band room-ers by ShHtsFoReal14 September 28, 2012
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Lemon Demon (band)

Lemon Demon is a band given to us by the holy lord Neil Cicierega. Cicieragea? Cicieroga? Nobody can spell that. The most astonishing musical composition engendered by Lemon Demon is - in my personal opinion - Two trucks, conspicuously. The ardency between these two trucks is just astonishing! The way they hold hands, the way they make love..
Aaron: "Hey, what's Lemon Demon (band)?"
Me: "The best, most astounding, great, extraordinary band ever. Okay, let me introduce you to it, let's commence with Touch Tone Telephone. A musical composition about a curious, nervous theorist about to tell all his theories to someone.. *continues to ramble about the musical composition*"
Aaron: "Okay..maybe we'll start with this one called Cabinet Man, it looks less..complex?"
Me: "Oh, that's a personal favorite! The storyline is great, about an arcade machine with organs inside of it."
Aaron: "What?"
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bandaid baby 

When a marriage isnt working out the parents decide to have a baby to try to fix the problems
Bob and Jane are having a bandaid baby because they think it will solve their marriage issues
bandaid baby by funkyskip April 26, 2009

Band kids 

The most out-of-touch, unfunny and awkward people you can find at any high school. They frequent Reddit and constantly regurgitate old memes they hear on the website. Can also be seen in anime or video game-related events and clubs, as well as the band room.
Person 1: Who’s playing that annoying ass music?
Person 2: That’s just the band kids in the back.
*Soviet Union Anthem Earrape playing over an Android speaker*

Person 1: Turn that bullshit off.
Band kid: That’s not very wholesome of you!
Band kids by Glizzy_Goblin July 22, 2020

brandon sanor 

ew brandon sanor he’s yucky
brandon sanor by chxjdjshsusvygii January 3, 2021

The Brady Petey Pat Band 

The greatest band since Theory Of A Deadman. Most of their music is text based and deals with Kenny Power gifs.

Once voted as the greatest band never to play an instrument.

Or 2019’s answer to Limp Bizkit.
Is that Limp Bizkit?

How could it be? It’s just words on a phone... but I get what you mean.

What’s that band Chad Kruger tried to sign in 2019? Right, The Brady Petey Pat Band. Kinda gay right?

The Band Perry 

A country group that are siblings. Two guys, and one girl that has frizzy-like messy hair.