Bloomin' Onion

A prolapsed asshole.

Dude, I'm fucked up. I stumbled onto some porn where some chick gave herself a Bloomin' Onion! I don't think I'll ever be the same.

by Deathisabusinessman December 6, 2017

blooming onion

When you insert your closed fingers in a cone shape into the rectum then spread your fingers open you get the "blooming onion"

"Ohh baby just like that! I love it when you give me the blooming onion!"

by Chateau64 June 18, 2018

blooming dale high school

A place where people think they are the shit but really that’s any high school and they think they are the thickest girls there. But really that’s any high school too.

blooming dale high school is a really good school in blooming dale

by TTV_upalupa720 May 26, 2019

bloomfronking

(v.) The act of burping the bubbles created via fronking from a prolapsed anus.

I spent some quality along time bloomfronking, and it was epic.

by bloomfronker March 24, 2019

Blooming Asshole

A special kind of person who is very comfortable, confident, and entitled in his or her assholeness.

Look at that blooming asshole cutting in front of the fire truck and smiling about it.

by Sai Ez September 12, 2019

bloomsexual

Kind of like “bi” but you like guys and one girl named “Rachel Bloom”

Hey sis what’s your sexuality?

Oh I put the B in LGBTQ

So you’re bisexual?

No I’m Bloomsexual

by hoeassvag October 23, 2019

bloompa

A lump or bumps.

Also could be a name for someone who is being annoying

LOL, there is a bloompa cheeks because I got an infection.
Stop being a little bloompa and come help me clean.

by Cynthi Star October 26, 2020