Dr. Bless

Bless your fucking pussy

You: who the hell is Dr. Bless??
Me: Dr. Bless your fucking pussy

by luckyisavirgin June 17, 2021

Greek Blessing

When a Greek Orthodox priest comes over to bless your house, but instead takes a horrendous crap in your bathroom.

The priest totally fooled us and gave us a Greek blessing.

by Pre1982Penny January 21, 2010

bless your phone

Send a nude or receive a nude

I'm trying to bless your phone

by Zamnn zaddy June 5, 2017

Blessing

A picture of a female that she has sent you pertaining to sexual content; such as: Nudes or booty pics

Brooooooo, she sent me blessings last night, they are A1!!!

by LORDofARCHMONT June 14, 2016

marijuana blessing

a way of which cannabis can be consumed

in a cnnabis joint/reefer aka marijuana blessing

by mellon69er January 11, 2009

blessed

to get yo dick sucked in the middle of the street.

yo man, this homeless lady followed me to the bus-stop and blessed me for two tic-tacs and a frankfurter.

by beast October 10, 2003

good morning god bless

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

"Don't bother me right now, I'm having a good morning god bless. Thanks."

by judebrewer May 23, 2018