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Starched Blanket

A blanket you put your chimp in when you jerk off (:
Under my bed I have a starched blanket for when I get horny
by Starched Sock September 4, 2010
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Cat blanket

An insult that is only to be used at the most necessary times. Meaning what ever you want it to mean but is always insulting.
You got us caught cheating again and now we are getting expelled you fucking cat blanket
mugGet the Cat blanketmug.

arse blankets

An alternative name for underwear, pants, briefs, undercrackers, or suchlike. Garments to keep your arse warm.

Can also be used as a handy expletive.
'Hey Brian, I'm just off to buy me some new arse blankets!'

'Oh arse blankets, I've forgotten to switch the oven off!'
by tripsydipsy August 30, 2011
mugGet the arse blanketsmug.

Blanket Consent

Consent given that applies to all situations, present and future. Blanket consent is most commonly given with contracts but it can also be sexual consent. For instance, giving consent for someone to perform certain sexual acts whenever they want without receiving consent again.
It was not rape as I gave blanket consent for sexual intercourse.
by Shugunou February 10, 2023
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blanket boy

Generally someone who doesn't go out, yacks when he does, and is most likely scared shitless of females.
Note: Blanket boys are often major phantoms
Yo Danny.
My names not Danny its Connor!
Ok Blanket Boy.
by CrackAttack May 15, 2014
mugGet the blanket boymug.

blanket master

A person of unknown gender located in the Thornhill subdivision of Greer, SC and known by thousands. Patrons would enter thru a basement door to find an individual cloaked completely in a blanket with but a mouth sized hole. One would insert their member into the hole as the Blanket Master performed fellatio. Once his padawan had ejaculated his seed into the warm wet blanket hole, the deed was done. No questions, no money, no humility, just Blanket Master.
Whatever happens in the Blanket Master mouth, stays in the Blanket Master mouth.”
by Gamecock Lover April 11, 2023
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