crusty blanket

When you're too lazy to wash your hands after masturbating and you wipe them on the edge of the blanket.

Person One: "It's getting pretty cold, mind if I borrow this blanket?"

Person Two: "No, don't use that one Mum, It's a crusty blanket"

by CrustyBlanket May 25, 2016

arse blankets

An alternative name for underwear, pants, briefs, undercrackers, or suchlike. Garments to keep your arse warm.

Can also be used as a handy expletive.

'Hey Brian, I'm just off to buy me some new arse blankets!'

'Oh arse blankets, I've forgotten to switch the oven off!'

by tripsydipsy August 30, 2011

Cat blanket

An insult that is only to be used at the most necessary times. Meaning what ever you want it to mean but is always insulting.

You got us caught cheating again and now we are getting expelled you fucking cat blanket

by The creator of cat blanket May 30, 2016

wool blanket

An uncircumcised penis.

"That guy has a wool blanket, yuck."

by Johnnie Walker "The Mac" December 26, 2008

blanket master

A person of unknown gender located in the Thornhill subdivision of Greer, SC and known by thousands. Patrons would enter thru a basement door to find an individual cloaked completely in a blanket with but a mouth sized hole. One would insert their member into the hole as the Blanket Master performed fellatio. Once his padawan had ejaculated his seed into the warm wet blanket hole, the deed was done. No questions, no money, no humility, just Blanket Master.

“Whatever happens in the Blanket Master mouth, stays in the Blanket Master mouth.”

by Gamecock Lover April 11, 2023

Pig in a Blanket

The act of slipping a roofie or getting a fat chick drunk, bringing her to you house wrapping her up in a blanket and having wild nasty sex with her.

Mike Wallace took this really fat chick home and gave her the ol' Pig In a Blanket.

by Ted Newgent March 22, 2011

Blanket Consent

Consent given that applies to all situations, present and future. Blanket consent is most commonly given with contracts but it can also be sexual consent. For instance, giving consent for someone to perform certain sexual acts whenever they want without receiving consent again.

It was not rape as I gave blanket consent for sexual intercourse.

by Shugunou February 10, 2023