Blake

A person who is freakishly talented and detail oriented. So much so, it makes one question if Blakes are real humans. Theorists hypothesize anyone with the name Blake to actually be a robot shell of a human, that is being controlled by a tiny alien located inside Blake's brain.

Be weary of how close you allow a Blake in your life.

Blake is really cool and all, but he's been acting really strange. He over pronounces words, can do many things well, and talks about how he's observing people's behaviors. Blake must be an alien controlled robot.

Blake by Sinoid August 31, 2022

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Blake

Someone who doesn’t kill insects

“Blake doesn’t do that”

Blake by eldog2000 September 12, 2022

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Blake

A young man who typically shorter and stays more secluded than others might. Loves to listen to music and only wears shorts. He comes from a very good looking family and shares those same looks. Even though quite handsome only talks to one girl at a time making sure to not come off as a jackass. going back to a Blake's family, they usually reside in a high atop castle in the suburbs of Kentucky(Kinda like the Walt disney one).

Girl: "I'd love to talk to Blake but he is already talking to some girl and I can't even reach him in his suburban tower."

Blake by CollinEsmier :) September 25, 2022

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Blake

A Blake is a 6 foot plus man that will have sex with a mango if the opportunity is present. and has a phobia Quad Xl Giga niggas he also likes to stick he’s pp In to flaming hot coals and likes candle wax on he’s gooch. His best friend is a gnome from narnia, he listens to Michael Jackson’s sex tape with his son blanket to fall asleep at night

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#AndTheMonStarsFromSpaceJam
#real
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That dude is a total Blake(while jerking off in a bag of beef jerky with hand sanitizer)

Blake by QuadXLGigaNigga November 27, 2022