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by stupidsamery874 April 6, 2023
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Friend: Why are you slashing all those envelopes?
Tom: Well this blade blocked blade blocker is supposed to open them.
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by Wopalong April 8, 2023
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by Beedlebutt January 20, 2023
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Get the Razor blade hard on mug.An place or area, such as a street, where prostitutes/lot lizards frequent (work). Also known as a "track."
LA Prostitute: "I just got a text from someone asking if we know anyone that's under 16..."
Client: "Why??"
LA: "Because they wanna fuck a minor! There's a lot of weirdos you find out here... white men especially. I dont know why they have these weird fetishes."
Client: "Yeah that's fucking weird."
LA: "Yeah, but we kick minors off the blade."
Client: "Why??"
LA: "Because they wanna fuck a minor! There's a lot of weirdos you find out here... white men especially. I dont know why they have these weird fetishes."
Client: "Yeah that's fucking weird."
LA: "Yeah, but we kick minors off the blade."
by InvaderTaylor September 6, 2023
Get the The blade mug.A tall, handsome, unable-to-die person from Honkai: Star Rail who will answer you with a sword if you call him "Bladie." He's a Wind Destruction DPS character who is trying to find a way to die (because being immortal sucks), and also "cleanse sins." This character abundantly features the Red Spider Lily in his design and animations.
by coldmail September 8, 2023
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