soggy biscuit

A game where guys who are premature ejaculators are winners and guys with staying power are losers.

Mark won soggy biscuit again because he jacks off like a fiend and can only last 30 seconds when he gets near an actual woman.

by duck face August 4, 2005

fruity disco biscuits

Australian term for the drug Acid.

With half the kids on the wacky tobaccy and the fruity disco biscuits, you know, they're as mad as a clown's cock.

by Scotty Hizzy October 17, 2008

piss biscuit

That biscuity mass left over after an extremely painful piss.

Like a kidney stone, but spreadable.

Damn man I'd better see the urinologist, I left a huge piss biscuit last night.

by TTTTTT Squirrel October 6, 2009

fish biscuit

Skanky smelly snatch.

I couldn't keep going after getting a whiff of her fish biscuit.

by laporte July 11, 2009

Blown Out Tater Biscuit covered with sour cream

A vagina covered in sperm.

Wow your vagina looks like a Blown Out Tater Biscuit covered with sour cream after we had sex.

by chimchanga May 24, 2011

Nab that biscuit

Similar to "shake that bear," it means to engage in some sort of sexual activity that is up to the listener's and speaker's interpretation.

To say you "nabbed that biscuit" implies that you got what you were looking for, e.g. pussy.

It can also be used as a powerful statement of encouragement equivalent to "man up" or "get it, get it."

Guy 1: Yo bro, what'd you and that slampiece end up doing last night?
Guy 2: Boy you know I nabbed that biscuit.

or

Guy 1: Stop being such a fucking pillowbiter and nab that biscuit!

by Cubonebone February 7, 2010

sea biscuit

An ugly member of one's "stable" of hoes. Usually, the sea biscuit can fuck pretty well but isn't very nice to look at.

Person A: Where you goin dawg? Gonna bang yo shawty?

Person B: Nah kid. She's on the rag. I'm off to tag this sea biscuit.

by penumbra July 14, 2006