Drunk Bennis

A guy named Ben who references his penis

I hope my fingers are stronger than my Drunk Bennis.

by Earth Wind and Taint June 20, 2024

Benny

Benny is the cutest thing ever, he’s from the Lego movie.

Benny is God
Benny is love
Benny is Benny

I love the Lego movie! My favorite character is Benny

by Your_local_burrito May 23, 2023

Benny

Absolute giga-chad. Trillionaire who gets all of the women. Has an absolutely massive penis.

When I grow up I want to be like Benny.

by Summer2244 May 3, 2022

Benny

A man with a heat big gurthy vainy triumphant bastard of a dick

1:Did u see benny
2:Ya he has a big dick

by phatpussy69 June 13, 2018

Benny

A local from New York that takes trips to the Jersey shore. Typically cannot drive correctly on the GSPW. Usually found doing 65 MPH in the passing lane of the parkway. Found ruining beaches and acting out.

“Dude this Benny needs to learn how to drive or go back home”

by Islandboii02 June 16, 2024

Benny

Getting ruthlessly dry finger blasted to the point of discomfort

Got a benny last night and it's red raw like a baboons bum

by anonymous April 29, 2023

Benny Baird

A mid-20 year old that goes to the bars and spends enough money to keep the bar in business for at least another month. They usually favor Fireball and blackout almost every time they drink.

Sam: "yo, what's the move later?"
Henry: "I'm not sure, I do know I'll be acting like Benny Baird though. Shots on me!"

by grittycucumber May 31, 2022