Bump buzzard

A human scavenger of illicit narcotics

"Hey, you guys are getting high without me, can I get a bump?"
"No. Get out of here, you BUMP BUZZARD. Buy your own. "

by The Oxbow May 5, 2018

Mr. Bump

A character that goes through many instances of pain and suffering.

Mr. Bump is very clumsy.
One time, he accidentally shot himself in the foot.

by RadToons April 19, 2023

bump five

what happens when there is miscommunication and one person goes for a fist bump while the other goes for a high five.

even more awkward is the chest bump version of the bump five.

obama and rahm emanuel shared an awkward celebratory fist bump five soon after they won the election.

ray lewis collided violently with poe in an impromptu chest bump five. poe sustained a sprained wrist and bruised ribs.

by sudoer extraerrorordinaire November 15, 2009

Bumped junk

When two people of the opposite sex accidentally bump into each other in a sexual type of way.

" hey James, I just bumped junk with Ashley last period to try to flirt with her, I think it worked."

" Ya right, you wished it would."

by Ridindawaves7 July 15, 2009

beetle bumps

The act of recieving many extra lives on the original Super Mario Bros. for Nintendo. At the end of world 8-1 you bounce on the beetle coming dowm the stairs leading to the castle thus increasing your extra lives.
The same as turtle tips except much harder to do.

Tim: Dude, don't forget to get your beetle bumps at the end of world 8-1 because you really suck at this game and need all the extra lives you can get.
Jeff: Oh yeah; thanks for reminding me.

by Copernicus P Einstein July 2, 2009

jersey bump

A method of parallel parking in which the parker rams both the car in front and behind it, then settles in the middle.

Usually seen in the hood where little regard is given to one's hooptie.

Terry pulled into the spot and jersey bumped the shit out of the car in front of him, making the alarm go off.

by Brick City Baller February 19, 2007

Bump on a Turd

Something or someone that is utterly and completely useless.

Josh is a bump on a turd so just ignore him.

by plaid333 November 7, 2007