Bartholomew township Brussels sprout

The act of molding diarrhea with semen to make a ball, followed by cooking it and eating it.

Friend one: it’s time! Are you ready for a bartholomew township Brussels sprout?
Friend two: yes sir! Semen coming right up!

by Lebronludortsex July 28, 2025

Bartholomew

A sussy person that is either a twink gay guy/femboy, a nerd, or a king or prince of the medieval times that serves no purpose other than to fuck his wife and make babies

Guy 1: "Dude I think that nerd was gooning in the bathroom yesterday"
Guy 2: "Oh shit really? you mean the femboy or the nerd Bartholomew?"
Guy 1: "sheeeeit, I forgor"

by a random nigga with no purpose October 24, 2025

Barstool Merry-go-round

Where 4 strait "gay curious" men sit upon a upsidown barstool, when fully penatrating they get spun round and round.

Levi, John, Leslie, and Tom performed the Barstool Merry-go-round in the churches bathroom as a experiment

by Ax_manhandaler October 28, 2025

bartdoyouwannaseemynewchainsawandhockeymask

A way to ask your son if they want to see your new chainsaw & hockey mask.

"BARTDOYOUWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?"

by oddurite November 3, 2025

brown barton

A type of vibrator that is given to a friend as a gift. brown barton vibrator gift

"I really want to give Paige a brown barton for Christmas this year."

by Egg Yolk Sauce December 7, 2015

Blake Barton

A man who is amazing who is in hospital and we hope he gets better so he can be his cheeky self

We love you blake Barton

by Blakes wife's September 1, 2016

zack barto

Girl #1 Zack Barto is a fucking stud.

Girl #2 I Just literally Came

Girl #1 Same

Did you see that guy he is a total Zack Barto

by FuckBoy #ImAFakeAssBitch January 18, 2018