funky bake

The gross sweaty feeling and odor one has when waking up in the morning after passing out drunk the night before with all their clothes on.

Funky because you stink; bake because it's hot as Hell.

Ashley: "I was so drunk last night"

Jess: "Ya, you totally were. Girl, why you stank so bad?

Ashley: "I passed out on my lawn at 3 AM and funky baked till 2 this afternoon."

by Smashica Scharborough May 3, 2010

wake and bake

smokin a fat spliff as soon as one has woken up, usually ready rolled or bonged, preferably after a night of constant pot smokin

u up for a quick wake and bake

by harley January 4, 2004

Twice Baked

Smoking the purp all day and tanning at the beach. =

Smoking mary jane in the sun while you are tanning; you are twice baked.

by KiinkyKiki June 24, 2013

baking a potato

When you feel your body creating a firm turd.

with your hand on your stomach,"wow, I baking a potato."

by Houseboat's baby's mama December 28, 2008

Work and Bake

(verb) being perpetually stoned, at work
(noun) a person who is perpetually stoned, at work

Eric just ate five doughnuts, and then took twenty minutes to clock in. He's definitely a work and bake.

by go out laughing October 4, 2016

Bake Ride

Going for a drive deliberately to smoke weed.

I just rolled two fatty's, you down for a bake ride?

by HigherLifestyle March 2, 2009

bake a cake

It means to take a shit. The first I heard of it was from a Cheech and Chong comedy album.

Gina, I often bake a cake in the morning, right after coffee.

by Enik January 22, 2005