The 7 Stages of being High

1st stage- feeling the first breathtaking release from reality

2nd stage- this reality creates a world of happiness, a.k.a.
a slight buzz

3rd stage- as your buzz escalates, you discover happiness in all sorts of dimensions. Examples include music being clearer and more vibrant, humor exceeding expectations, and most importantly a pasty mouth

4th stage- your buzz is radiant. you have surpassed reality
and all of the worlds fucked up problems

5th stage- you feel alive/care free. you are in the
moment, eat it, express it. live it.

6th stage- you have completely entered a world like
none other. Your passionate, loving, free. this
world is your happy place

7th stage- You are high/at the top of the world. You are
content with your high and there is no need for
more. Happy.

G1: yo man....how high are you?
G2: dude....im probably at a 4....we should smoke more, i wanna get to a fucking 7 on The 7 Stages of being High chart man...
G1: great idea man....let's do this

15 min later....

G1: dude...guess what...
G2: what?...man....
G1: i'm at a 7.....
G2: right on...me too bro...happy as can be...:)

by Dr. Hoy April 24, 2010

baking cookies

New way of saying we had sex or wanna have sex

GF: Me and my bf are baking cookies tonight
BF: Hells yea
Random Guy:He must be gay

by iJuStCaM3 December 27, 2011

Boeing 747

a Person who carries a lot of emotional cargo or baggage.

"Bro, i don't think you should date that girl i hear she's a Boeing 747"

by Alaradia May 9, 2017

being fucked

a dickhead moves up, down, left, right in a body's holes.

I am being fucked so hard now the fucker's dick fell off.

by the defining penis May 8, 2016

Poor excuse for a human being

Donald Trump

Ew, don't be a Donald Trump. He's a poor excuse for a human being.

by faygogluttony September 23, 2016

Baking a cake

When you tell a story and you add too many unnecessary details and it becomes boring.

You-Telling an unnecessarily long, boring story about what you did at the weekend.

Friend-You are baking a cake!

by Kdoug88 October 16, 2018

Incestial Beings

A mutation human species from massive incest.

Alabama the homeland of incestial beings.

by DailyMusic June 5, 2011