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backwards-skirter

A backwards-skirter is usually a clever, attractive woman who thinks wearing her skirt backwards , where the back is on the front , gains hr extra points in the workplace.
Jenny is a backwards-skirter, she thinks that's what got her the vice presidency job.
by Torbert September 29, 2025
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Trim Tabs Backwards

When a boat can't get out of the hole because someone left the plug in the dock box.
Bobby's boat must have the trim tabs backwards, he can't get it up. Better go check his dock box.
by PappaLaker June 15, 2022
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Backwards

They're wards you put on your back to ward away demons or evil spirits.
Hym "No no no! Idiot! It's not 'killing people for angering you' it's 'killing people to anger people who wouldn't care otherwise'. You have it exactly backwards! Because if I was hanging from my ceiling fan no one would even notice. The first of the month would come maybe people would be wondering why I haven't posted anything. Then, 7-10 days later I would get a '10 day to pay or quit' notice and people might start to wonder where I've been. Then, 10 days later my landlord would enter my apartment and find my rotting corpse. And then maybe 5 people would be sad. Maybe if you read the article about my death you would be sad (for an instant) in some vague way like 'Aw 😐 I like baseball too' and then you would go about your day as though I never existed at all. You will feel nothing. But, if I choose violence, you'd feel it then wouldn't you? Hahaha! Yeah you would! You'd feel anger and disgust and fear 'that could have been me or one of my fuck trophies!!!' OR you would feel NOTHING. You would be exactly what I accuse you of being! You would report on my crime without saying my name (because everyone remembers the name of the columbine guys 😂🤣 I don't) but it would be silly and pointless because it doesn't un-kill those people."

Iam "We're not advocating it. We're just explaining it."

Hym "I want you to FEEL IT! *Consecutive hip thrusts* DO YOU FEEL IT!? *Consecutive hip thrusts* YEAH!!! IF YOU DONT YOU'RE PROVING ME RIGHT! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!"
by Hym Iam April 16, 2022
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Backwards Cowgirl Double Hand Twist Combo

when a girls is riding reverse cow girl while also double hand jerking your shaft
she said it was her first time then gave me the Backwards Cowgirl Double Hand Twist Combo?
by DeepFriedBalls October 27, 2021
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backwardism

1) Believing that total opposition to anything straightforward is the way to go.

2) Mormonism

3) A broader form of bullshitism
"Did you hear about Mitt Romney's policies?"

"Oh yes he is a stronger believer in backwardism"
by Crazy Clown November 4, 2012
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Underhanded Backwards Bonesaw

when you totally, fucking, like just grab someone’s entire spine when you’re having sex, and then you rip it out and grind it up and snort it like cocaine
“we sentence you to death for carrying out the Underhanded Backwards Bonesaw”
by BoschBaby April 25, 2021
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Backwards beaver

A non-reciprocal 69; wood's getting eaten but the beaver remains high and dry
So I jumped on top ready for some fun, but all we did was Backwards Beaver
by anyevery March 22, 2021
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