pat attack

When speaking to another person the speaker realizes they are accidently quoting an 80s song. Instead of just finishing the thought the speaker starts singing.

Dude you know you are a heart (singing) breaker dream maker love taker don't you mess around with me no-no-no!

Wake me up (singing) before you go-go. 'Cause I'm not plannin'' on going solo. Dude you just had a pat attack!

by TI99 May 3, 2008

cak attack

angrier and more ferocious version of a cock slap. generally causes more damage.

guy: bitch don't make me cak attack yo face!
girl: wut
guy: *cak attacks*
girl: oh damn, you took my eye out!

by mynoduesp suomynonna August 9, 2009

panic attack

Also known as anxiety attack. When something so worrisome that makes you anious till it effects you physically. It can be consider one of the worst but most common mental horrors. It affects many who have overcome traumatic experiences when something triggers their mind/brian to "rexperience" it to the point it makes them physically ill. Can be triggered by word, feeling, sound, smell, etc. Most who suffer from panick attakcs cannot be left alone if its so sever. Might be considered like a seizur for its usually sub-consioues and unpredictable. It may last for seconds to days. Many can sleep it off or take sedatives to get over it. Many can over come it by mind tricking method's, such as extreme detailed sensory stories, singing, focusing on one thing etc. Some may cope with then symptoms by merely breathing slowly, holding someone's hand(s) or talking. It is sometimes very hard to find what triggered the attack but when you do you can use the information to prevent an attack.

OMG, that girl is having a panic attack.Hold her hand and tell her to breath slowly while I call her shrink!

by ShrinkyWinky April 28, 2007

sac-attack

when one's sack becomes so itchy that they have to itch it, without any regard for others in the vicinity.

When nate shaved his balls he had a constant case of sac attack

by the willis December 7, 2004

Fap Attack

The act of fapping vigorously multiple times in a short period of time.

Dude 1: Dude my dick hurts.
Dude 2: Bro why?
Dude 1: Fap Attack

by CorkscrewBob December 11, 2012

Smurf Attack

A smurf attack is when you are having sex and are choking your partner. Just when she starts to turn blue you release your grip on her throat and while she is gasping for air you cum in her mouth causing her to breath it in.

Dude I just smurf attacked that chick!

by Dwight D'Angelo April 11, 2011

Chocolate attack

As used from De La Soul from the Feel Good Inc. track from Gorillaz. Chocolate attack means dumping alot of shit on someone's head, While sleeping, It's rare for people to do this, But it's happened before!

On 3 we will Chocolate attack Andrew!

by GorillazFanXOXO April 20, 2018