by ilovemycrushxo November 14, 2019

by sub to R3protrevor March 29, 2020

When someone is at a restaurant with friends and the cook accidentally gets said friend's order wrong by putting pickles on his burger and the friends notice and tell the cashier that the lead friend asked for no pickles
Cashier: gets tim's order wrong
Tim: realizes his order's wrong
Friends: Excuse me, he asked for no pickles
Tim: realizes his order's wrong
Friends: Excuse me, he asked for no pickles
by KiiboBestRobotBoi September 9, 2021

Josh: dude it's August 2nd!
Daniel: so??
Josh: it's national ask your crush out day!!
Daniel: oh shit.
Daniel: so??
Josh: it's national ask your crush out day!!
Daniel: oh shit.
by Fumb Duck August 2, 2022

This day is for all the men who want to loose your v-card. Go and get yo girl and make sure u do it raw, but be careful. You don’t wanna be like your dad who left!
Me: Hey babe, you know what day it is today?
Her: No it’s October 21
Me: It’s time to go demon mode babe cuz it’s national ask your girl for sex day🥱😈
Her: No it’s October 21
Me: It’s time to go demon mode babe cuz it’s national ask your girl for sex day🥱😈
by skullcrusher2000 October 10, 2021

You: “hey how you doing” keep it simple like friend related then wait for them to respond them:“hey,I’m doing good how about you”you: “I’m doing good can I tell you something? Them: “yes what is it?” You: do I have this crush but don’t know how to tell him/her” them: “just tell him/her that you like them” you: ok then I like you and I have feelings for you!” It’s national ask your best friend out day!!
by Emma rancagua November 13, 2020

by anonymous September 27, 2021
