Bald Beef Socket

the main appendage that would be found hanging between the males legs.

Yo Doggs.....did you make her deepthrote your Bald Beef Socket.

by Jay November 27, 2003

bald eagle

if the male places and penetrates the females vagina (the dudes head is in her vag)

MELLISSA SKELTY. BRIT BRUN bothe have bald eagles as pets.

by asdfghjkl12 July 20, 2009

bald knob Arkansas

literally just a tiny town in the middle of nowhere. there's only 2 restaurants and there's not even a stop sign. tbh the redneck Capital of Arkansas.

those rednecks are probably from bald knob Arkansas.

by riles:) August 9, 2016

Gigolo Pattern Baldness

When a man with prolific body hair shaves his pubes, and only his pubes leaving a hairless patch localized around his genitalia whilst remaining otherwise hirsute.

I shaved off my short-curlies, now it looks like I've got Gigolo Pattern Baldness!

by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013

fat bald nigga

an overweight African American (male) who is just a annoying piece of shit

person 1: yo theres this big fat bald nigga at the park

person 2: shut up you not my twizzy

by Rxzz February 7, 2023

Making the Bald Man Cry

Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.

"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

You fat bald bastard!

Scout tearing a new one into Heavy in the video "Heavy is a Millennial" by ItalianNinja on YouTube.

(Scout) Next time eat a salad. YOU FAT BALD BASTARD! YOU PIECE OF SUB-HUMAN TRASH! TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO MAKE A HAIRLESS FU-

by trump lost 2020 January 14, 2021