Half Watching

When a horror story so scary, you have to exit full-screen, and scroll down to cut the screen literally in half.

Apparently Beatrice only likes to see people walking around in the horror movie, when I asked her why, she said, "Oh, I'm half watching this episode."

by Tswole July 17, 2015

Half a Peanut

Bit of a chonk, has chonky fingees and likes ice cream

Hey, you look like Half a Peanut

by Anomynous stonker May 11, 2020

half-harded

When you don't have the gumption, energy, motivation, visual stimulation or impetus to work up a full fledged hard on to get the job done.

Laila: "I really would enjoy making sweet love to you but your half-harded erection ain't gonna' get it!"
Peter: "I doin' the best I can do with what I got, bay-bee!"
Laila: "T'aint enuff, BAY-BEE!"

by MiMimmmmmmm January 18, 2012

Half Motors

When you put effort into doing something but you don't really care.

That's it, I'm going Half Motors.

by The MGV May 23, 2020

Half off

When a male or female starts to give their partner a handjob but stops halfway through.

Man, I met a really nice worker at Walmart, but she had to give me a half off before her manager saw!

by Your boi Bailey February 17, 2017

Half Sacker

A dude with only one testicle.

The maintenance man stopped by to fix my sink. So I offered him a gratuitous blow job. Found he’s a half sacker.

My uncle was born with only one testicle. He’s a half sacker.

by Eaton Holgoode February 08, 2018

half adult

What to call someone between their adolescent years and their adult years.
Used to describe someone is mature for the most part but is still free from actual adult responsibilties

I can pay taxes but I couldn't raise a child. Therefore, I am a half adult.

by huntsalone March 25, 2021