He will most definitely tickle your insides with his girthy shaft.
Damn Alan the kidney tickler Guzman fucked up how I walk.
by Mr tickler January 29, 2020
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Alan Bednarski

The blind, they hide in subtle disguise
Trying to take the light, so cover your eyes
They say, "Swallow the blue pill, live with us in a perfect system
Swallow the red pill, fail the test, a fucking victim"
It's easy to run, it's easy to hide
But will you suivive?
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence
The wise, they pry, observing our lives
Taking control of minds, they blatantly lie
So I say, "Swallow the blue pill, live your life in a silent prison
Swallow the red pill, see the truth we're fucking missing"
It's easy to run, it's easy to hide
But will you survive?
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence
They can slow us down
But they can't take control
They can slow us down
But they can't take control
No
Free yourself and
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence
Break through the silence
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence

see you for the next wordle
by inspectorpengsdaughter February 14, 2022
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Alan’s brain

Alan’brain is broken because of all the weed he smokes daily

He is polygamy

He had a lot of heartbreak history

But now he zoom on the girls en instagram , his brain is 100% active on that and girls like that
Alan’s brain is distucted because of all the weed he smoke
by Pauladetruitalanhahah November 21, 2021
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Alan Martinez

literally one of the sweetest guys out there, can be a tease but I’d really hot asf lol
some person: ayo is that Alan Martinez?
me: mhm

some person: is he single?
me: nah his with me lol rekt
by axisiting March 08, 2021
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Alan jackson

The only country singer who still sounds country
Alan jackson is good
by Uncle Snap March 29, 2023
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Pulling an Alan

Pulling an Alan is when somebody tells everyone a personal secret that no one is supposed to know just because you're in the wrong
" Well thats why you're pregnant"
" You were supposed to keep that private."
" You're pulling an Alan right now!"
by pussymonster042 September 22, 2023
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Alan during polish class

alan has to waer a hoodie during polish class
by habadabalove April 26, 2021
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