avance

Avance is a person that has lot of hoes and peons but loves sports and is very smart and intelligent but isn't easy to get through and has trouble expressing his feelings

My last name is Avance

by Mar Mar Kold March 18, 2017

advanced organism

An advanced organism is the opposite of a Normi/Normy, someone with the knowledge and creativity that is beyond "normal". Their mental power surpasses incredibly that of a "Normal Person".

Normi: LOL u guys!!!!11!! I have a limited edition 1000 degree slime fidget spinnerz.
Advanced Organism: Whatever, you immature fool, ugh, you normies NEVER learn.
Normi : shut it nerd1!1!! r-right guys....?

by Memelord_1337 July 27, 2017

Advanced Stranger

Similar to the stranger. The Advanced Stranger is the masturbation technique where you place yourself on a bar stool, trap your NON-DOMINATE forearm under your thigh and curl your wrist upward to jerk off.Preforming this technique offers A LOT of sensations. Numbness in that extremity, compression of chest cavity to limit breathing (autoerotic asphyxiation), you may see STARS due to blood being rushes to your head from leaning over, all while trying to maintain your balance. CAUTION: this technique may result in injury and/or death and cause Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome, or TMS.

PARAMEDIC: How did you crack your head open? ME: i was preforming the ADVANCED STRANGER and leaned over to far, striking my head on the corner of the counter top. PARAMEDIC: that explains all the blood and semen on the floor!

by Dougtwin September 16, 2017

Avande ammede tala

Used largely in the southern state of Kerala, this idiom is used to shower praise on one's boss.

John's a great boss isn't he?
Avande ammede tala.

by HermanGundert October 20, 2017

Agva

Agva is a city known for parties and debauchery in Turkey (not to be mistaken for the Norwegian power company Agva Kraft).

Yo, want to party like Agva this weekend?

by Ericc Anderson November 27, 2017

advanced nibba

Is a gay boi that can shove things up his ass, but he will stay at your side if you want to hold his ding a ling

Hi my Advanced nibba, How are you?

by My nibba December 18, 2017

avander

avander is a sweet, kind and caring girl. she's mostly known for her hot body and never fails to make guys fall over heels for her. she's the perfect girl anyone would want to date! she is also the most popular girl and likeable that people will always be crowding around her.

lenna is such a avander, no wonder she's so popular!

by im the next google January 4, 2018