An absolute melon is the person who can only say the most useless answers that contribute nothing the the conversation. They are always looking for attention and have IQ's lower than 4.
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Ah yes my mate Greg
Other day he got fucked and decided to do a piss off a cliff and fell about 20ft bollock naked.
What an absolut madman
Other day he got fucked and decided to do a piss off a cliff and fell about 20ft bollock naked.
What an absolut madman
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