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Absolute thunder

The alcoholic mixture of green thunder energy liquid enhancer and absolute vodka
Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight” Guy 2 “all I got is absolute thunder” Guy 1 “what?!? The mixture of green thunder energy liquid enhancer and absolute vodka?!?” Guy 2 “hell yeah bro”
by Grayson C. Peters July 29, 2021
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Absolute Carrot

An Absolute Carrot is someone who isn't completely tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant; yet is just tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant enough to be agitating to others around them. These types of people are just discrete enough to the point where most people who actually interact with them understand they are deeply flawed, however, everyone else thinks that they are a great guy.
Mike: I have no clue why everyone invited Steven to come to Applebees with us, he told a 9/11 joke to the waitress.
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!
by EliTried December 21, 2021
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absolute gronk

Norman was an absolute gronk for hoarding all the idlis
by YaboyPK123 July 7, 2023
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absolute

Adjective used before any noun (mainly by British people) to turn said noun into an insult.
by zuradon't May 20, 2025
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absolute monkey

by Tc_goldie December 2, 2020
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Bring the absolute fire

When the vibrations from your phone cause your desk to catch alight. Typically when the Falcons hit 20+ booked in a single day.
Gosh darn, I can’t wait to bring the absolute fire today.
by AdamGgGg October 21, 2021
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