Shame About The Face

Ugly face

Last night I was out with my father. A woman walked by, she has a hot body, but one hell of an ugly face. My father stopped and stared for a minute, and then said to me: nice legs, Shame About The Face!'"

by TheCraw2 October 12, 2009

Drinking about

Something you talk about doing after hours of drinking that has NO chance of actually happening and is ALWAYS intended for "tomorrow."

"I'm drinking about going golfing at 6am, right after I clean out my gutters."

"I'm drinking about changing my life and getting a job, man." slurring drunk

"I'm drinking about making Tina my girlfriend. I know she has a snaggletooth but it's the least I can do for tossing my salad."

(Bro 1) "You should go over there and bang that chick... " (Bro 2) "Yea, I'm drinking about whipping my dick out so she can totally go down on me, bro."

by broski75 November 12, 2012

What you know about rollin’ down in the deep?

What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy
What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean
She say that I'm cool (damn straight)
I'm like "yeah, that's true" (that's true)
I believe in G-O-D (ayy)
Don't believe in T-H-O-T
She keep playing me dumb (play me)
I'ma play her for fun (uh-huh)
Y'all don't really know my mental
Lemme give you the picture like stencil
Falling out, in a drought
No flow, rain wasn't pouring down (pouring down)
See, that pain was all around
See, my mode was kinda lounged
Didn't know which-which way to turn
Flow was cool but I still felt burnt
Energy up, you can feel my surge
I'ma kill everything like this purge (ayy)
Let's just get this straight for a second, I'ma work
Even if I don't get paid for progression, I'ma get it (get it)
Everything that I do is electric
I'ma keep it in a motion, keep it moving like kinetic, ayy (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Put this shit in a frame, better know I don't blame
Everything that I say, man I seen you

Example : deflate
Let me elevate, this ain't a prank
Have you walkin' on a plank, la-la-la-la-la, like
Both hands together, God, let me pray (now let me pray)
Uh, I've been going right, right around, call that relay (Masked Wolf)
Pass the baton, back and I'm on
Swimming in the pool, Kendrick Lamar, uh
Want a piece of this, a piece of mine, my peace a sign
Can you please read between the lines?
My rhyme's inclined to break your spine
They say that I'm so fine
You could never match my grind
Please do not, not waste my time
What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean (ay) What you know about rollin’ down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean

by C0nfused.c0s June 8, 2021

so what should we talk about?

it's a great respond to fixing a moment of silence lasting anywhere between 5 to 10 minutes. works great on dates. if said sarcastically, u will usually get a laugh & the funny thing is that it will stimulate a conversation.

we just sat there eating our dinner without much dinner conversation. i had to use one of my lines and said: "so what should we talk about?" she giggled and started babbling about something that happened at school, i pretended i was interested but i could stop staring at her cleavage. at the end of the night, she told me i was a great listener and conversationlist. hahhahahahahaa!

by HOT POCKET STOMPER December 15, 2008

50 facts about women

A list about women, which will deeply offend the female gender. After being offended, the female will then reply with an offensive response, and unknowingly prove the list to be factual.

Female: "Woe is me, for I have been offended. Now I must prove that I am correct, by making a big deal out of something that was originally intended to bring laughter...why? Because I have no sense of humor, and I am extremely sensitive"

by The Minority March 7, 2005

You 'n' me how about it?

A cocky pick up line if youre feeling really confident or pissed that night!

hey hes fit! (lookin' at tall dark fit lad wiv tattoos n a really sxi body)

"hey! you n me how about it?"
*wait 4 responce*

by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005

talk to a man about a horse

A more polite method of informing people you have to go number two.

Excuse me for a minute, I need to go talk to a man about a horse.

by asixe April 23, 2006