Absolut-ly

n. A word homophonic to the commonly used word "absolutely" , used to indicate use of alcohol while using the homophone as a cover-up so as to preserve complete honesty in answering and to add the element of humor when around friends. Commonly used by middle schoolers, high schoolers, college students, workers with a hangover in the workplace, alcoholics attending meetings, drunk drivers and pilots, and nursing home residents. Derived from the well-known vodka brand Absolut, and its homophone in the english language "absolute".

Mother: So, Bridget, what did you do at that party last night?
Bridget: Absolut-ly nothing at all, mom.

RA: Sir, please open your book bag and empty the contents onto the table
Alan: Dude, I don't need to, I've got absolut-ly nothing in there.

Alex: Am I drunk yet?
Ben: Absolut-ly, and I think Dr. Kolena can hear us, these walls are paper-thin.

by Team Benevolence August 15, 2006

Absolute Unit

Something or Someone with enough charisma or power to make all mortals before him perish and can exterminate all forms of a problem with ease.

Robber: Put the money in the bag or I kill this bitch!
Officer: We need back up! He has a hostage!
Sheriff: Unload sector C-51.
*Massive wall opens up from the ground, releasing AU from his dormant slumber*
*Robbers instantly fall to their knees begging for forgiveness from the Absolute Unit’s spiritual pressure*

by yeetus that feetus March 30, 2019

abrolescent

your bro has just hit puberty

I saw some hair under Jim's arms. He's finally becoming an abrolescent.

by Leeland Miller December 21, 2006

Absolute Cringe-Worthy

You

You are Absolute Cringe-Worthy

by GamerPog May 12, 2022

abol

A very very fat white pervert who shags all day with his lasoon (garlic) sized penis (not worth calling a penis) . People generally be friends with him just to take the fat asses case and not out of friendship. 9 out of 10 abol's turn out to be gay.

Abol in kohinoor is sooooooo GAYYYYY !!!

by sckrilllexx January 15, 2013

abiology

the study of abiogenesis, ie creation of living beings from non-living things.

Abiology has no scientific legs to stand upon.

by uttam maharjan January 17, 2012

Abrolf Hitler

A bro that loves to spread propaganda in order to sway others into believing and listening to lies.

"So steve said he banged another 5 chicks last night, and they were all blonde and blue eyed"

"Yeah he showed me that poster he made afterward, claiming that blonde blue eyed girls are the best lay on the planet."

"I dont believe anything that guy says though man...hes just a total Abrolf Hitler"

by SammTron November 6, 2009