Bum Wipes

Slang term that can be used in place of "Toilet Paper."

Hey Joe, we're out of bum wipes!

by Michael (the main man) September 1, 2008

dry wipe

The act of swiping your credit card between the ass cheeks of a prostitute.

Ashley was having fun with candy but when he dry wiped her she got angry and left.

by James Gexton June 20, 2008

ass wipe

a numbnutted moron who needs more than roll to finish the job

sally the numbnut took 2 rolls to to wipe her fat ass

by r s March 21, 2004

Squad Wipe

The act of wiping your homie's bootyhole, or when homies are in a circle and are wiping each others butt's after a communal poop.

The homies decided on a squad wipe after a wonderful group poop session.

by Saiquest December 6, 2021

Jack- Wipe

Someone you hate with such a passion that you'd be happy to wipe yours or someone else's (stinky) and (poopy) ass with.

Damn Tom you're such a retard, way to be a jack- wipe.

by Jess Johnson October 9, 2006

baby wipe

a kid who is a ass wipe
u call adults ass wipes and kids baby wipes

"did that kid just smack u?"
"yeah that baby wipe"

by latrisha February 16, 2008

wipe-down

the quick, and usually hasty, cleaning of a public toilet seat with toilet paper before taking a dump. Usually, done hastily in lieu of a paper toilet seat cover, or in the case of a dumping emergency.

George had barely enough time for a hasty wipe-down at the taco bell toilet after he had that nasty challupa.

by Kimpy April 22, 2008