Jizz Bozos

A wannabe Jeff Bezos who doesn't make it & ends up being a porn star to pay bills

Roxanne: Did you hear what happened to Jeffrey after he graduated from Princeton & moved to San Francisco to launch his startup?
Esmeralda: Yeah, he ended up as Jizz Bozos

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

Jizz Worthy

a word that describes how good something is.

Jack: No way, did you see that video

Ajay: Yeah, it was Jizz worthy

by j_ball13 November 25, 2011

Jizz Nugget

A small crusty ball of dried jizz and hair

Dude, did you see that jizz nugget?

by DarcySux May 6, 2014

jizz cake

Tissue or similar containing dried up semen, left in a conspicuous location.

Jared: Hey, can I check my email on your computer?

Mike: Sure. Don't mind the jizz cakes; my brother uses it a lot.

by T Baggins July 16, 2011

jizz on dress

A dirty dress or artist jizz andres

Thats so jizz on dress

by Richard of armas November 4, 2021

Jizz Bridge

A thin thread of male ejaculate suspended between two surfaces.

Generally between cock and mouth but could just aswell be two thighs or several faces. In rare cases between ones own cock and mouth.

"Man you should have seen the jizz bridge I had going between suzie's eye and my dick last night, you could have charged a toll on that monster"

"After Sam pounded his chocolate chimney Corey opened his ass cheeks to reveil at least fifty mini jizz bridges"

by chelegione May 23, 2012

jizz swapping

When a girl takes on a load in her mouth and passes it on to another female friend who happily recieves the seed by kiss, or laying on her back and letting the first girl drip/spit it down on her.

"I keep getting spam about jizz swapping, what the hell is that!"
-anon

by whateveroneiusedlastposting August 24, 2003