a friend who dresses like a manilla envelope, and is such a caretaker friend. He chefs up whenever you’re hungry and always makes sure you’re well fed. He is the spearhead of the sassy man apocalypse, and he rocks a turtleneck like a German milf. You’d be honored to be his friend. He is brutally honest but always acts out of the kindness of his heart. His kryptonite is a good ole glass of wine.
Yo did you see Carson out like a light with his room smelling like my grandma’s house?
Yeah he’s such a good friend!
Yeah he’s such a good friend!
by Bignoosa September 24, 2023
Carson has red hair. He is very nice and caring. He can get any girl he wants. He loves being with his friends and he doesn't like breaking the rules. Carson doesn't do well in school but he tries his best. When Carson walks in a room, all the girls and gays look at him. Isn't he dreamy!? They say. He is cute and strong. Lastly, Carson is broke and doesnt like spending other people's money.
by fendee November 13, 2020
Carson is an athletic guy who doesn’t care too much about grades or how people look at him. Carson is a shy guy but once you get to know him, he can be the best of friends. Carson is very good with women but doesn’t see it. Girls fall at his feet but he never pays enough attention to see how much a girl will like him. Carson is a guy who parties hard smokes a bunch of dope and fucks lots of bitches who he doesn’t care about.
by Sexy nigga 69 April 11, 2019
Girl 1: I met a guy named Carson in class today, he's so hot and nice.
Girl 2: That's nice!! Be careful though, he's definitely into dudes.
Girl 2: That's nice!! Be careful though, he's definitely into dudes.
by iAmCarsonAndImGay January 26, 2023
by carsonsgirlforlife December 12, 2020
Carson is the type of guy to leave you on delivered and then when you get left on open you want to snap him back. You’ll also see him play his sport and think he’s hot but in reality his personality isn’t. Matter of fact Carson’s end up being douchebags whose ego is bigger then their dick.But you’ll want to go back to him every time. Carson’s just end up being douchebags you wish you stayed away from. So here’s to Carson the toxic dirtbag you couldn’t stay away from.
by Daffybugs April 22, 2024