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alcohol

A kind of hard drugs that is completely accepted in society.
People who drive while being drunk have a 23 times higher chance of dying compared to people driving while high.
This drug is widely available and can be found in the corner of every supermarket and most shops and is extremely cheap.
When children find this dangerous liquid and drink it when it's laying around the house, they will get intoxicated immediately and might die. Compared to for example cannabis, children could eat pounds of fresh weed and never get high. That's because cannabis has to be lit on fire (decarboxylated) first before it comes available.
Alcohol also kills underage kids, no weed has ever killed a kid because it's almost impossible to die from a cannabis overdose.
Hey man, want to try some weed?
No, dude, that shit is so unhealthy. I'd rather drink alcohol every day.
Why dude?
Because alcohol is so innocent man, everyone just loves it!
by High_hopes February 23, 2021
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Alcohol Instrokification

Stop me from drinking before I get Alcohol Instrokification!
by Joshua Berls August 17, 2009
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Alcoholic

When Tim and Jacob are trying to get drunk on a monday
You alcoholic turkey Pipers want to get drunk on a Monday
by Turkeypipe, alcoholic, turkey December 5, 2016
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flaming alcoholic

"Did you hear Joeseph Heberer is a flaming alcoholic?"
by JuiceInTheOven May 19, 2018
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Accelerated alcoholic

Someone who drinks an extreme amout of alcohol daily.
Jon is an definitely an accelerated alcoholic.
by DamPam July 8, 2019
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assorted alcohol

A variety of alcohol which one would bring to a party
Female:What do you consider "assorted alcohol"? Lol

Experienced Male: A good variety of alcohol one would bring to a party. Like your brothers 18th birthday party.
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alcohol enema

A male who takes alcohol via enema so it enters his system quicker
"Let's take a bofa together or an alcohol enemaand go get some frat girls, Hell yeah"!
by realterms101 October 1, 2018
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