tampon raft

A Tampon Raft is a scandoulous ass cheating ex girlfriend or just a shitty heartless woman who walks all over you.. A Tampon Raft is the female version of the male "Douche Canoe"

That bitch has been sleeping with my best friend behind my back... Shes a fucking Tampon Raft !!

by ~The Gardener March 5, 2014

Emotional Tampon

A person who listens to all the problems in a relationship from someone (usually a friend) who refuses to bring up the issue with their significant other.

"Dude, break up with your boyfriend, I'm tired of being your Emotional Tampon!"

by Edwina rose February 17, 2024

Chocolate tampon

A completely useless item or person

The new apprentice is as much use as a chocolate tampon

by Snoopmog October 9, 2022

Disco Ball Tampon

The act of Hub City Stomping so hard that you crack a Disco Ball with your head and use a random tampon for your face gash.

Travis Nelson rocked it so hard at that show that he needed a Disco Ball Tampon!

by ThaDuke February 2, 2021

Tampon schlagen

Mit einer frau die ihre Periode hat sexuelle Handlungen durchführen wie zum Beispiel Sex oder fisting

Das Wort entstand durch ein Missverständnis

Es würde eigentlich tannenbaum schlagen gesagt

Danach haben wir darüber diskutiert was man unter Tampon schlagen verstehen kann

by Helden February 21, 2022

tamponing

when one male golfer slips another male golfer a tampon because they whiffed a shot and the so called prank really torques off women everywhere.

Did you see that woods is tamponing again.

by anonymous February 17, 2023

Oral tampon

Term used for a man known to Perform Cunnilingus whilst the female is on her monthly cycle. i.e. eating a cherry pie.

Synonyms: Blood Sucker ; Vampire

You wouldn’t believe how much of an oral tampon my ex boyfriend was!

by E69 May 27, 2019