Poon Harbour

The name of said persons genitals who gets all the poon

Peter "Hey where's Guy gone?"
Lewie "He's over there with those girls, his dick is such a Poon Harbour"

by Ding dong dang son October 30, 2011

poon parade

An all-singing, all-dancing parade of all things vagina. those involved are, of course, almost all women. usually occurs when Nicholas Sparks releases a book, or when there is a sale at a JCPenney, Macy's, etc...Mosh pit-like atmosphere can ensue if sale is over 25% off.

"Dude, the entrance at JCPenney was packed today...total poon parade, must've been a sale there."

by boxhead5 September 28, 2009

Poon Trek

The act of taking a long trip for the sole purpose of sex

Shawn: Yo sherrill wants me now but she lives a town away
Cornel: You going?
Shawn: Hell yeah
Cornel: That's one hell of a poon trek
Shawn: I know

by 2kool4NewHope June 16, 2010

rusty poon

Pussy that hasn't had any attention in so long that it has become dry and began to oxidize.

Kelly ain't a bad girl. She's just got rusty poon. If she took care of her shit, maybe she might land a guy.

by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016

Poo Poon

Slang term used for a butthole in the most informal way.

When Michael was viciously flicking Janet's clitoris with his tongue, the pleasure compelled Janet to eat Michael's poo poon with the same enthusiasm.

by Buttstuff30 November 29, 2020

Poon Shui

Pronounciation: \poon schway\

a:(noun)
The practice of strategically arranging women in different locations of a club so as to maximize your potential of getting laid. It is crucial to the success of Poon Shui make sure the women are oriented away from each other, so as not to see you macking up on all of the other babes.

b:(verb) Aligning the genitals of your sex partner in a straight line opposite a television. This permits the male to simultaneously watch his favorite show while breaking off a piece. In the sixty nine variation, the genitals are closest to the television for the same effect.

a: "Rick had so many bitches at Midnight Rodeo Saturday night that he had to Poon Shui them so he wouldn't get cock blocked."

b: "Dude, Tracy was in the mood last night but the Cubs game was on. I had to Poon Shui her so I could catch the ninth inning."

by Doctor Switch May 3, 2009

poon whack

The extremist maneuver a female can do, it starts with a vaginal first dive off of a roof (over one story high) onto a trampoline then bounce off do a front flip and land on the male's penis with absolute finesse, blindfolded.

"Did you here that Jack and his girlfriend did a poon whack on their anniversary."

by Nickofwiseman December 17, 2015