Dylan

Dylan is just the biggest retard. He takes it up the ass with a dildo and is the type of person to remove his bottom ribs so he can suck his own dick

Look there goes dylan

by dylan is retarted May 14, 2015

dylan

a male, always homosexual. He can often be found playing faggot brandons penis like a flute and playing fiddlewinks with eachother buttholes. This fags dick is only a sixteenth of a centimeter long and it is common that he sucks dick. He has aids and is of oriental decent. Lastly, he is a fan of incest and often tounges his brother.

that guy sucked his little brother tiny cock, whudda dylan.

by dempsy October 20, 2008

Dylan

Sexually confused antichrist like creature. Often seen wearing a long, black leather trench coat circa 1987.

See also: vampire zombie immortal confused

See that guy over there in the black leather trench coat with the plastic vampire teeth and the stuffed bra? I think he's a Dylan.

by WhassupYoYoMaMa? February 3, 2010

Dylan

A Dylan, usaully one with the last name of Winters, is a stoner with a 4.0 that looks at hairy men's anal cavitys. The typical Dylan puts videos of such pornography on his iPod and jacks off to them at night.

Dude 1: Dude, Ryans friend dylan W. is a total perv
Dude 2: Ya I know, i saw videos of hairy ass holes on his iPod!
Dude 1: Man, he is so gay

by Winston Churchill the III November 9, 2008

dylan

Awesome in bed with his big cock and good moves. He is loved by many women and is often fought over. He is hot and always tries to make people feel good about themselves. He's the best boyfriend any girl could ever had, and you would be lucky to date him. He is flirtatious and very outgoing.

Girl 1: Are you really dating Dylan?
Girl 2: Yes I am.
Girl1 : You're the luckiest girl on earth.
Girl 2: I know

by dylan'sluckygirl November 4, 2013

Dylan

a nasty ass incest bitch. has many STD's. humps anything with two legs, well it doesn't even have to have legs..

"that dude's humping that chick!"
"that's his sister..."
"what a fucking Dylan!"

by ghetto:]] March 25, 2009

Dylan

Someone who is secretly really gay, a fag, someone who thinks he's a girl, gets caught up in girls drama, sucks in bed, is extremely ugly and has the smallest penis you will ever see.

Guy: That guy is a fag
Friend: Must be a Dylan

by Bobbyhummpy March 5, 2013