Zach

The name of a typical douchebag.

That douchebag, Zach, he was smashin' his music all night and wouldn't let anyone sleep.

Stop being such a Zach.

by raddaradda December 5, 2014

Zach

to thrust ones male parts back and forth into ones face repeatedly while wearing a red bandana around ones neck. Zach is also known as the Bandit.

I bent down to pick up a pencil I dropped and my face got Zached on.

by X-girl/roomie May 20, 2008

Zach's Dick

Really small.

Person 1: Dude, that test was short.
Person 2: Yeah man, it was zach's dick short.

by thengrfgt November 20, 2015

Zach Jaco

An extremely funny, caring, amazing guy who loves to party and knows how to have fun. Someone who can be an ass just enough to be cute but CAN piss someone off very easily. Very sarcastic.

That zach jaco is bomb!

by Samantha_Baby October 16, 2008

Zach

A stupid shit head that usually passes out on the toilet every Friday

There was a Zach in my house

by 1325sfsiag April 24, 2019

Zacchary

If youre name is spelled like this, it's because you are completely badass, or your parents didnt know how to spell correctly. So your name can be derived from either comlete and total awesomeness, or complete stupidity.

Dude that kid is such a Zacchary!

or

Im sorry son, maybe if you studied more, you wouldnt be such a Zacchary

by touchmyooolala May 27, 2009

Zachin'

The action of fucking up big time.

- Usually involves peeing on furniture and getting drawn on

Zach peed on the couch. Zachin'

by Bmannnnn November 6, 2011