Woman Moment

When a woman acts in such a manner that defines a woman moment, then reacts by barraging the male counterpart with “man moment” slander

Woman: “Can we get Chick Fil A? I’m craving chicken!”
Man: “But Chick Fil A is 10 minutes away and there’s a Bojangles across the street...?”
Woman: “Well yeah, I want Chick Fil A.”
Man: “No, you said you want chicken. Do you just want Chick Fil A?”
Woman: “Yes....”
Man: “Woman Moment.”
Woman: “Saying woman moment is such a man moment.”
Man. “Woman Moment.”

by LongLiveIce May 18, 2021

Woman Driver

~A driving condition that stays with most women for their whole life.
~Symptoms include at least 10 scary personal experiences while driving per day, most pointless reasons to get distracted, thinking your a better driver than you are even though everyone thoroughly disagrees, doing a 5 point turn just to pull into a mildly packed parking lot just to make you look like a good driver, trying to do makeup while operating a very heavy hunk of metal going 60mph down a road, ect.

~you know who you are.
~this does not apply to all women!!

man 1:"Why is that car going all over the road when the driving conditions are perfect?"
man2:" Oh it's just a woman driver... most likely someone who sounds like Kyla"

by blackmamba123456 March 28, 2013

three input woman

Woman who uses all three holes for pleasure, preferably at the same time.

Your sister is a three input woman.

by GG January 24, 2004

woman milking

The act of milking a lactating woman similar to milking a cow.

Gregory the 30 year old man was woman milking his mother when she was pregnant with his little brother by sucking on her tits. He was 29 at the time.

by 0 tolerance 4 lactose April 14, 2010

Empowered woman

A woman who takes it in the face

"Remember Sarah? I came in her face, that's what I call an empowered woman"

by s0meguy5 February 22, 2010

Slit Mouthed Woman

A messed up Asian horror movie involving a woman with a slit mouthed running around with giant scissors slitting peoples mouths

just watch the trailer

Have you seen Slit mouthed woman
that shits messed up

by gasp1500 September 7, 2011

terry wogan

Invented the stonehenge haircut spreading thoughout Ireland in the late 1980's by true followers of the Wogan Faith.
Updated in the mid nineties by lowering the axis by 3 inches.

He's sporting a right terry wogan

by Ultrastrongbiscuits March 20, 2007