by basscrack April 13, 2023
The Doom Bass is an urban myth of sorts. For a lack of first hand experience here is a shortened version of the myth:
One day, about 20 years ago, Jimmy, a student in an AP Calculus AB class, tried to convince his teacher that the derivative was just a point on a function. Infuriated, his teacher plotted.
It was a dark and stormy night when it happened. Around 3 AM the sound of the door bell resonated throughout his house and Jimmy walked down stairs. He opened the door and before he even knew what hit him, he was on the ground. Time and time again, his teacher smacked him over the head with a freshly thawed fish. The odor could be smelt from miles away.
The student returned to the class the following day. Although his head was bruised, he had read his textbook and now he knew the definition of the derivative. Appalled at his bruised condition, a fellow classmate asked him "what happened to you." He turned his head slowly and said.."it was the Doom Bass."
Thus the Doom Bass Was born
One day, about 20 years ago, Jimmy, a student in an AP Calculus AB class, tried to convince his teacher that the derivative was just a point on a function. Infuriated, his teacher plotted.
It was a dark and stormy night when it happened. Around 3 AM the sound of the door bell resonated throughout his house and Jimmy walked down stairs. He opened the door and before he even knew what hit him, he was on the ground. Time and time again, his teacher smacked him over the head with a freshly thawed fish. The odor could be smelt from miles away.
The student returned to the class the following day. Although his head was bruised, he had read his textbook and now he knew the definition of the derivative. Appalled at his bruised condition, a fellow classmate asked him "what happened to you." He turned his head slowly and said.."it was the Doom Bass."
Thus the Doom Bass Was born
by Ficca Factor October 08, 2013
1. Santigold is a BASS BAELIEN because her music spreads positive vibrations.
2. I am so ready to headbang with my BASS BAELIENS at the Excision set on Saturday!
3. Jessica is a BASS BAELIEN cause she really had my back when I grieved the loss of my Dad.
2. I am so ready to headbang with my BASS BAELIENS at the Excision set on Saturday!
3. Jessica is a BASS BAELIEN cause she really had my back when I grieved the loss of my Dad.
by BASS BAE XO December 25, 2022
1. I caught an 8lb hog(large bass) in the lake the other day. It gave me the biggest bass boner.
2. Before I got the bass in the boat I already had a bass boner from looking at it.
2. Before I got the bass in the boat I already had a bass boner from looking at it.
by ZeroFoxGiven September 06, 2020
When you sit your head back in a girl's chest and she pumps her breasts in between your ears like a bass speaker...
by TayterTot107 March 04, 2021
(beɪs steɪn) Visible patches of sweat on a shirt caused by excessive perspiration as a result of a gentleman raging too hard at a dubstep Soirée. Recreational drug use can increase the size of the bass-stain
by joelm420 December 05, 2011
by Tommy lobster December 31, 2010