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slutty wife

A way of a married woman to dress/behave like a slut, making horny all the (straight) males around her.
This issue might be caused by a sense of dissatisfaction from the woman to her husband (or maybe she's just a slut).
The way she dressed makes her seem like a slutty wife. I would bang her if her husband wasn't that big.
by C.Rai August 6, 2019
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Charm Wife

This is who you marry after two divorces, so make it good. The third time's the charm after all.
Me: "I'm glad I divorced crazy bitch number two. It's time for the Charm Wife."

Dude X: "It's meant to be."
by mfcohiba June 5, 2013
mugGet the Charm Wifemug.

Kangaroo Wife

The phrase "Kangaroo Wife" or "Kangaroo-Wife" is used as a way to mock a man's Wife in a whimsical way. Used when the Wife is insanely different and weird to a certain freind group

This phrase comes from from the video "Team Fabulous 2"
I will send my condolences to your Kangaroo Wife
by Bill Billy Bob October 6, 2022
mugGet the Kangaroo Wifemug.

wife proof

When your wife won't be able to use something you own
Yo man, these slippers are size 12! They're wife proof!
by Thawab November 5, 2022
mugGet the wife proofmug.

bro-wife

That dude that's man enough to be your but fem enough to be your wife at the same time. He can drink beer and suck a mean dick.
"Hey man, let's grab a beer and watch the game. Afterwards, I'll make dinner for us later."

"Damn dude, you're a real bro-wife."
by Wicked Rooster October 17, 2022
mugGet the bro-wifemug.

Cheese Wife

Kraft Punk's wife.
Will you be my cheese wife?
(rejection...)
by Frog girls are hot :) June 18, 2019
mugGet the Cheese Wifemug.

wife poaching

In the swinging community, when a couple attempts to coax the female portion of another couple into sexual relations without the consent or knowledge of the male portion of the other couple. This is sometimes refered to as back door unicorn hunting.

Note that this is different from testing the waters, as in the swinging community the female portion is often approached first to see if the couple as a whole is interested in play. In wife poaching there is often a shady element involved where the husband is intentionally excluded by the initiating couple.
John when to the bathroom at the swingers club only to find out that when he returned, a wife poaching couple swooped in and tried to make his wife a cuckcake.
by Axalotal acid July 3, 2023
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