Welcome Wednesday

The four lamest short stack try hards who can't sing. They're parents are loaded that where all the orange amps come from. Redbull just liked them cause they generic as fuck. Hello Sony. Sell outs at 17.

Love Sarah. Xomarrrrfuckinoxx

Hey dude, I totally just tugged one off to a Welcome Wednesday song.

by Charliesheeeeened June 24, 2011

day after wednesday

its ironic because thursday is a band.
and a meh emo band at that.

iceland is a very culturally diverse country.

by Tion The One February 2, 2004

Wednesday

A teaching day in the middle of the week designed by universities to ruin both weekends for academics.

Academic wife: Hey honey, come watch "Homes Under the Hammer" with me!"

University Academic: I can't babe, you'll have to Sky+ it. I gotta go to the campus, it's Wednesday

by The Gonzo Lecture March 25, 2010

Ass Wednesday

Ass Wednesday is when Ash Wednesday, a Christian and Orthodox holiday marking the beginning of Lent, also falls on the same day as Valentines Day, February 14th.

Jimbo: "Bro you got any plans for Ass Wednesday?"
Cree: "Yeah man my girls coming over after mass, gonna smash."

by broskihoeski February 15, 2018

Whiteout Wednesday

A day every week in which White supremacists all around the world get to celebrate their beliefs by posting a white sqaure on social media.

tom: hey bob look what shakira just posted on her story
bob: why she posting a black square for?
everyone knows its whiteout wednesday!

by Racist AF July 25, 2021

ash wednesday

the day when the Passion Of Christ runs in theaters.

"we'll be rollin in the green come cash, i mean ash wednesday"-mel gibson

by c8 March 1, 2004

Ash Wednesday

the act of shitting on one's palm and schmiering the sign of the cross on the partner's forehead

leah: "hey how was your night?"
ryan: "i went down on her and she gave me an ash wednesday"

by ryan dowd January 10, 2008