Quite possibly the worst film on the face of this earth. Watching said film may cause the viewer to exhibit such symptoms as (but not limited to)
A general feeling of revulsion.
An instant hatred of all things beginning with A and ending with BBA
Violent projectile vomiting
Hatred towards the human race for ever concieving such a hellishly bad idea.
Uncontrollable self-combustion. (Yes, you will burst into flames and die if you watch this movie.)
A general feeling of revulsion.
An instant hatred of all things beginning with A and ending with BBA
Violent projectile vomiting
Hatred towards the human race for ever concieving such a hellishly bad idea.
Uncontrollable self-combustion. (Yes, you will burst into flames and die if you watch this movie.)
Viewer: (Watches Muriel's Wedding)
Viewer: What's this strange hateful sensation in my gut?
(And then he explodes in a mess of red chunks.)
Viewer: What's this strange hateful sensation in my gut?
(And then he explodes in a mess of red chunks.)
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The Christian marriage equivalent of the awkward turtle. Whenever there is a reference to a soon-to-be-married Christian couple's future sex life, the wedding fish makes an appearance. (This is accompanied by fish-like hand gestures).
"He proposed to me and we hugged it out"
"That's not ALL you're gonna be doing... 7 months left... aaaah wedding fish"
or
"We've been discussing contraception for when we're married"
"WEDDING FISH"
"That's not ALL you're gonna be doing... 7 months left... aaaah wedding fish"
or
"We've been discussing contraception for when we're married"
"WEDDING FISH"
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A sexual pleasure move reserved only for the night of a wedding (yours or someone else's). Pop one but into her butthole and the second one into her pussy. This leaves both her hands free. She uses one for an old fashioned handjob and the second to polish the top of the penis with the stick of butter.
A sexual pleasure move reserved only for the night of a wedding (yours or someone else's). Pop one but into her butthole and the second one into her pussy. This leaves both her hands free. She uses one for an old fashioned handjob and the second to polish the top of the penis with the stick of butter.
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by Solid Mantis November 1, 2020
Get the Wedding ring mug.When two individuals, who have had a high fiber diet for at least two weeks, get butt to butt and procede to simu -poop. The turds breach ass at the same time and meet at a point where they start to twist and push together starting the turd welding process. After a few moments the turds beome one. The turd welding is complete!
See turd welding unicorn for further applications of turd welding.
See turd welding unicorn for further applications of turd welding.
by Death Dragon February 18, 2011
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