by r the p December 5, 2013

by Peepeepoopoohead123 January 26, 2024

by nice_boy April 13, 2009

by PlEaSw April 20, 2022

A wet piece of cardboard or paper that has been left in one's rectum along with sliced sausage, yeast, and brine until it has soaked up all the moisture and turned into a large, grotesque mass.
"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"
by PhatSphoincter October 3, 2025

by Ole Dirty Bastard July 25, 2018
