Houdini Wipe

When you take a massive deuce that is quite arduous and strenuous, then at wiping you notice that their is no shit on the Toliet Paper you wipe once more for a conformation and truth behold, Shit appears.

Yo Adrian G I just took a shit and the blasted Houdini Wipe got me again.

by Adrian Gomez March 03, 2008

dry wipe

The act of swiping your credit card between the ass cheeks of a prostitute.

Ashley was having fun with candy but when he dry wiped her she got angry and left.

by James Gexton June 20, 2008

ass wipe

a numbnutted moron who needs more than roll to finish the job

sally the numbnut took 2 rolls to to wipe her fat ass

by r s March 21, 2004

Squad Wipe

The act of wiping your homie's bootyhole, or when homies are in a circle and are wiping each others butt's after a communal poop.

The homies decided on a squad wipe after a wonderful group poop session.

by Saiquest December 06, 2021

Jack- Wipe

Someone you hate with such a passion that you'd be happy to wipe yours or someone else's (stinky) and (poopy) ass with.

Damn Tom you're such a retard, way to be a jack- wipe.

by Jess Johnson October 10, 2006

baby wipe

a kid who is a ass wipe
u call adults ass wipes and kids baby wipes

"did that kid just smack u?"
"yeah that baby wipe"

by latrisha February 13, 2008

wipe-down

the quick, and usually hasty, cleaning of a public toilet seat with toilet paper before taking a dump. Usually, done hastily in lieu of a paper toilet seat cover, or in the case of a dumping emergency.

George had barely enough time for a hasty wipe-down at the taco bell toilet after he had that nasty challupa.

by Kimpy April 22, 2008