nipple wanker 

A person that wanks to nipples

Nate stop being a nipple wanker to other males.

nipple wanker by TheFuckboydownthestreet May 20, 2016

Flank Wanker 

Derived from the negative aspect of the "Radical Flank Effect", Flank Wankers are those who discredit their sociopolitical cause by being generally loud, obnoxious, and closed to discussion. Flank Wankers demean the cause by offending the general public and making it difficult for moderates to associate with the movement they represent.

"Man, #blacklivesmatter was going super strong till those Flank Wankers interrupted the Bernie Sanders rally up in Seattle."

Flank Wanker by UND3AD_ELMO November 21, 2016

Network Wanker 

"That guys who is obsessed with networking"

"I'll network you some girls for the party"
"Cheers, network wanker"

Network Wanker by The Average Wanker November 30, 2016

Disney wanker

Someone who thinks Disney is better than anything else and wants everyon else to like it as much as them to

That guy i was talking to is obsessed with Disney he can’t talk about everything other than Disney what a complete Disney wanker

Disney wanker by Sex vibe July 18, 2018

Pit Wanker 

A scuba diver who has a preference to dive flooded quarries such as Stoney Cove instead of venturing further to experience a natural environment

Barry- "Are you coming to the Farne islands in September to see the seals? it will be an amazing experience"

Dave- "No, i am a pit wanker, i dive in quarries because i only want to see the same fish, planes and boats in shit visibility with no current again and again and again"

Pit Wanker by Toby the stress monkey September 25, 2018

Dizzy Wanker 

When a person is being a twat it makes them a dizzy wanker

“Shut up you dizzy wanker”

Dizzy Wanker by Sideburn Sid March 18, 2020

Briefcase Wanker 

When you really wanna get to someone they fucking piss you the shitty balls off.

You fucking briefcase wanker! I'll get you, you little slag!

Briefcase Wanker by PlayMakeReview July 17, 2021