A jack-off, A person who greatly desires a wad and steers themselves towards it like a 747 being piloted towards a runway. Also, a person consumed by the trivialities of life, not unlike a chronic masturbator.
by cassius$ July 19, 2006
A creepy middle aged man who refuses to follow COVID guidelines and always calls the female baristas or waitresses at his favorite places by name.
by Lady Gladriel October 11, 2020
A pair of under wear that has potty engulfed in them. Also can be said as a comparison to how something feels. (noun)
by )(olla2.0 December 08, 2010
by nice_boy April 11, 2009
Mitch: dude why would you say that?!?!
Patrick: chill man I didn’t mean anything by it, don’t get your jock in a wad.
Patrick: chill man I didn’t mean anything by it, don’t get your jock in a wad.
by Bruh, chill. July 13, 2018
This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.
by Everything's Rosie April 10, 2009
by 14werewolfcocks April 29, 2022