wad-pilot

A jack-off, A person who greatly desires a wad and steers themselves towards it like a 747 being piloted towards a runway. Also, a person consumed by the trivialities of life, not unlike a chronic masturbator.
"I hate Moose, he's such a fucking wad-pilot for stealing all of my dvds and skipping out on rent"
by cassius$ July 19, 2006
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Phlegm Wad

A creepy middle aged man who refuses to follow COVID guidelines and always calls the female baristas or waitresses at his favorite places by name.
Don’t look now, but a total Phlegm Wad just walked into the Starbucks.
by Lady Gladriel October 11, 2020
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Potty Wads

A pair of under wear that has potty engulfed in them. Also can be said as a comparison to how something feels. (noun)
Wool... How about these pajamas. Nope I said, I rather sleep in potty wads.
by )(olla2.0 December 08, 2010
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wad givs

its a kinda wats up......

john:hey man

tom:hey wad givs?

john:nutin much man!!
by nice_boy April 11, 2009
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jock in a wad

When someone gets offended easily when you didn’t mean anything by it.
Mitch: dude why would you say that?!?!

Patrick: chill man I didn’t mean anything by it, don’t get your jock in a wad.
by Bruh, chill. July 13, 2018
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Jerk-wad ball toucher

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.
by Everything's Rosie April 10, 2009
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National Fuck-Wad day

a day to remeber whos a fuckwad in your life or no longer part of your life. april 29th.
oh god i just saw taylor, not suprised he's out on national fuck-wad day.
by 14werewolfcocks April 29, 2022
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