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What Vulgar Jewelry

Uniquely refined bling and/or people.
by Not Lucas Marcus March 7, 2025
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Vex Vulper

Vex Vulper is the secondary antagonist of Ace Attorney: Contempt of Court, serving as the main antagonist of the first chapter, the scapegoat antagonist of the third chapter, and a temporary ally in the fourth chapter.
Vex Vulper was a skilled sculptor who was eager to be like Jack Crane, his step-brother when he was younger. Unfortunately, Crane was working for Quercus Alba's smuggling ring, something he roped Vulper into. Vulper found himself thrust into a world he was completely unfamiliar with, balancing his role as a smuggler with his role as a prosecutor.
Vulper was given a far larger role in the game due to being beloved by fans, originally only being a starter villain. Due to this, he has some of the most screentime out of all the supporting characters, being an important character in three out of four chapters.
Vulper's hair gets longer as time passes. It also becomes more explicitly demonic.
Vex means to annoy someone with trivial manners, a fitting name for such a character.
While he was originally written to be a hate sink, his personality was changed to make him more tragic and three-dimensional, eventually coming across as someone too goofy and complex to truly hate. This means that Contempt of court is one of the few ace attorney games, fangame or otherwise, to have no hate sinks, as even Robert Snow was too entertaining to truly loathe.
Ironically, Vex Vulper and Lyle Hemlock have many similarities. They are both greedy, childish, and great at impersonating other people.
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What Vulgar Jewelry

wˈɒt vˈʌlɡə d͡ʒˈu əlɹi

Noun.
1. Insulting phrase towards someone's jewelry.

2. If said in the correct tone, it can be used as a compliment.
1. "What vulgar jewelry you're wearing!"

2. "What vulgar jewelry you people are, no one can compare to your talent."
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Non-fistulous recto-vulval peumo labia

A unique sensation when a substantial fart that percolates from the anus, past the taint, and through the labial folds.
Going down on Josie is a thrill, when she resuscitates her crabs during Non-fistulous recto-vulval peumo labia, it's crunchy vibratory affair. It gives a whole new meaning to low country crab boil.
by Dick Examiner August 26, 2018
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moist rubber vulva

A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.
When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.
by Peppercorn Medley November 10, 2020
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