van gogh

cutting off ones ear to quit hearing ones bullshit
i had to van gogh my ears to stop the piercing pain of your constant baggering.
by ZAk March 24, 2005
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Van Halen

A sexual act in which a man is treated like an electric guitar, his face being the neck of the guitar, and his genitals being the strumming area. Alternatively, a woman could receive a Van Halen in the reverse position, her face being strummed and her netherparts being fingered.
Did you get a Van Halen last night?
Yeah, man. She wailed on me like a Fender.
by Dr. Mung May 10, 2004
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van dyke

van dyke projects one of the hardest projects in Brownsville
yo niggas was shootin in van dyke last night
by Breeze ey September 22, 2007
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Van Bitch

A fat red faced girl with nasty fat girl arms who used to drive a grey van named Batlax.
I wish Van Bitch did not go to my school.
by Dizzle February 26, 2004
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van palin

Combination of the names of Sarah Palin and her attorney Thomas Van Flein. rhymes with Van Halen.
has three meanings:
(a) someone who engages, (or communicates an intent to do so) in empty threats, legal (threatening to sue someone when there is no legal basis for doing so) or otherwise, in order to intimidate or cajole someone into complying with their wishes.
(b) the act of engaging in this sort of behavior.
(c)doing stupid, crazy-ass stuff in the public eye which only results in further embarrassing the party responsible. emphasis on the combination of being crazy AND stupid and crating a public spectacle.
person1: "did you catch the 4th of July weekend concert by Van Palin?"
person2: "yeah that chick is bat-shit crazy! i haven't seen a Van Palin like that since Tyson bit off part of Hollyfield's ear!"
by lober July 05, 2009
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Nguyen Van

Nguyen Van built the Great Wall of China.
All hail Nguyen Van!
The great emperor Nguyen Van!
Nguyen Van dynasty.
by Kekssi22 May 10, 2017
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Van Of Fun

The van of fun is a popular name for pedophiles and kidnappers vans alike. The van of fun is used to elude children into getting in to the van of fun then told next "take off your pants, kid".
Pedo "HE HE HE HEY KID WANT TO GET INTO THE VAN OF FUN??!!?!?"
Kid "No not really"
Pedo "WE HAVE CANDY AND WIFI!"
Kid "OKAY"
*kid gets in van*
Whats the passwo-
*van door closes*
by The very short one of all April 28, 2016
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