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vanilla punchline

A Vanilla Punchline is when someone laughs so hard while performing fellatio that the ejaculate quirts out of their nose.

Background: I've always wanted to do this. One night, some friends and I dreamed up a descriptive phrase for this practice.
She went down on me, and I managed to give her a vanilla punchline.
by saint_dave September 18, 2007
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Vanilla Oreo

When a skinny white boy dates a white girl who is twice his size
Chris- "Did you hear about Matt and Rachel?"
Brad- "No! Did they make a Vanilla Oreo?
Chris- "Yes"
by thenuggetbaby January 11, 2015
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Tux Vanilla

A skinny, easily aggravated idiot who refuses to have their hair cut.
That Tux Vanilla over there getting angry over trends, what a weenie.
by DymondW March 31, 2017
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vanilla beaning

This morning everyone left the house, leaving me alone with my thoughts and my hand. After talking to this hot Canadian i slipped my hand inside my panties for some vanilla beaning.
by RyattBear December 12, 2017
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vanilla rootbeer

a combination of vanilla and rootbeer it is low key the most amazing drink ever
that vanilla rootbeer is in fire
by Misikir Atlaye October 4, 2016
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Vanilla sexy

1. (adj) A term used to describe a man or woman who is of extremely pale complexion, and is strangely sexy because of it.

2. (adj) A term typically used to describe females who are sexy, but in a plain way. This is not necessarily a bad thing. See example below.

3. (adj) A term used to describe a man or woman who "knows the moves" but lacks the looks.
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1. "That man was so pale... and the fact that he is hot because of it is disturbing yet enticing"

2. a) "My girlfriend is vanilla sexy... she is not too special but she's all I need"

2. b) "I have to give her credit, she tries pretty hard. She knows exactly what to do, but she just doesn't attract me, unfortunately"
by smokeception November 9, 2012
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Vanilla Bear

The person who your share a brain with and is always ready with a hug when you need it. The person with whom you can drive for six hours with and talk the whole time, no silence.
Rob Peterson is my vanilla bear.
by Stefonfan November 2, 2019
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