united states political simulator

A sick discord server, the mods are really corrupt

The dictator of united states political simulator Lugar cannot defeat the God Mike Patton

by mpatton January 1, 2022

Colchester United

A football team based in Colchester, Essex who play in League Two in England and play home fixtures at the JobServe Community Stadium. Colchester Utd was founded in the year 1937. Colchester can brag something only 3 other English teams can do so as well. In 1971, Colchester, after a 4-4 with West Bromwich Albion, Colchester and WBA took to penalties where The U's ran out 4-3 winners, this resulted in Colchester lifting the 1971 Watney Cup at The Hawthorns, as for the 3 other teams who won it, Derby won it in 1970, Bristol Rovers in 72, and Stoke City in 73, after the 1973 edition to the Watney Cup, the competition was scrapped completely. In the 18/19 Season, The U's finished 8th in League Two with 70 pts, therefore missing out on play-offs for yet another year. And the best thing about COLU, is that... I support them!!! Truly amazing.

The U's attained their highest position in England when they finished 10th in the EFL Championship in the 06/07 season back in the Layer Road days.

Colchester United are really good

by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019

JIS UNITED

A discord server for JIS Middle Schoolers. It's super active but has super crazy chat too. And there's a long ban list.

Man, I got banned from JIS UNITED again!

by Breadcat March 7, 2021

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by I LUV NAMES March 31, 2022

U.A.P. Unidentified Anal Phenomenon

An unknown object that is forcibly driven inside of a person's anus

Me: I just asked what you jammed up my ass so I could tell the doctor in the emergency room.
Tito: to be honest with you I don't remember just tell him it is a U.A.P. Unidentified Anal Phenomenon

by Charlie Badass February 22, 2021

United Negro College Fund

The last chance, for the African American outcome from the public school systems,to get the chance to go to college.

A organization to help aid the negro society to achievethe goal of higher education through scolarships, grants, and financial aid. Motto-Because a mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Person 1:"YO man I need to get to college"
Person 2:"Why, do you need help? What's the problem?"
Person 1:"Those racist bastards aren't going to accept a product of the public schooling."
Person 2:"Well you can always apply for a scholarship through the United Negro College Fund"
Person 1:"Good idea because a mind is a terrible thing to waste."
(Both people smile)

by Talk to my ass January 5, 2009

The United States of America

A country where around 40% of the world's idiots come from. Around 50% of those idiots come from Florida. The United States' political system is broken, but most Americans don't realize it, they are content with their two party system and are convinced that it's a democracy. It's not, as the electoral vote can be off by millions compared to the popular vote. The United States prefers putting money into the military rather than science, education, or healthcare. The United States largely believes that healthcare is an optional service, not a necessity. The United States also loves shitting on other countries with their large military. A good example of this is how The United States destabilized the middle east by invading Iraq. Americans were too dumb to realize that there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, and their government was lying to them under the Bush administration. On top of this, America left most of the following refugee crisis to be dealt with by smaller European countries. Many of the Americans that make The United States the way it is are workers who were failed by the country's terrible educational system, and believed it when a business man told them he's the best, that he represents their unspecified beliefs, and that he will stop nonexistent problems at their roots. This led to the 2016 election of a narcissist cheeto molester man over a moderate liberal woman who accidentally used her personal E-Mail for government purposes.

So Bill, what do you think of The United States of America?
Well, Charles, I think that The United States of America is attempting to compensate for the size of it's penis with military strength and ignorance of certain necessities.

by Leafy Greeens November 25, 2017