turkey

some1 wiv a big arse and thighs would be called a turkey

mrs McOmish who works in gracemount high skool is a turkey

by xx-just moi-xx December 14, 2008

turkey squirt

the process of accidentally squirting anal juices instead of the intended gas.

guy 1 "Ey bro listen to this!......O-Oh Shit."
guy 2 "What was that!?"
guy 1 "i just turkey squirted"

by analfrappuccino June 28, 2009

turkeyfuck

To use a lit cigarette to light an unlit cigarette. Common in the canadian prairies and parts of ontario

Person A: Do you have a light?
Person B: No, you'll have to turkeyfuck

by averisk September 20, 2009

Turkey Slap

To slap a person in the face with an erect penis

My girlfriend was being really annoying the other day, so i turkey slapped her ass!

by Sullos January 13, 2009

Tuskegee Volcano

The act of locking someone in the room with you (the gender doesn't matter) and asking them to simply eat a few bags of flaming Red Hot Cheeto's. Little do they know, you have spiked them with Ex-Lax. after waiting awhile, engage in sexual intercourse with them anally, and when you ejaculate, the laxetives should kick in and they should spew flamming, red hot cummy diareha all over the walls, like a volcano.

Jim: "Ay Jamal. You smash that bitch last night?"
Jamal: "yump. I did that Tuskegee Volcano with dat bitch."
Jim: "Damn. She musta NEEDED some dick."

by ThatBawla February 19, 2009

Alabama Turkey Baster

A game/activity usually played with friends at a bar type environment in which one person comes up with a random object and a place, and the other people involved have to create an inappropriate sexual act, described and titled by the object & place given.

Friend A: (place) Mississippi (object) Motorboat

Friend B: "O.K. a Mississippi Motorboat is when you're getting a blow job from someone with no teeth and as they're sucking on your dick you plug their nose to cause them to try and breath through there mouth, thus making their cheeks slap against your shaft, resembling the sound of a motorboat engine."

Alabama Turkey Baster was the first term coined, hence the name of the game.

by Dave of DooM September 18, 2011

Tennessee Turkey Calling

The noise a girl makes when she is deepthroating your cock.

Last night when Mary was deepthroating me she was Tennessee turkey calling

by USMC1108 February 24, 2010