Turkey Slap

To slap a person in the face with an erect penis

My girlfriend was being really annoying the other day, so i turkey slapped her ass!

by Sullos January 13, 2009

Gold Turkey

Extreme Indulgence, typically in the form of high intensity debauchery (Drugs, Sex and Alcohol). The opposite of Cold Turkey

Rob: "Lads, for lent this year, I think we should go Gold Turkey."
Tom replies with passion: "We will party for forty days and forty nights."

by JBrony April 14, 2020

Bloody Turkey

A turkey slap in which the perpetrator's penis is covered in a substantial amount of blood, leaving a penis shaped blood mark on the victim.

Tom fucked me when I was on my rags, then gave me a Bloody Turkey.
Ron's neck tattoo bleed and it looks like someone gave him a Bloody Turkey.

by Colchias March 9, 2015

Turkey Cutter

Somebody with a nice ass.

I saw this girl last night and she had a great turkey cutter!

by BORFborf.05 March 19, 2017

Reverse Turkey

When you run up behind your friend and tickle his balls while gobbling

Ahhhh hey dude stop fuckin reverse turkeying me we’re at church

Gobble gobble bitch

by Ostrichthekid October 25, 2019

Urban Turkey

A fat city pigeon

That urban Turkey just snatched my food.

by Ruby D the rapper April 22, 2023

Turkey Cheese

Turkey Cheese, the area of loose greasy skin underneath the chin that looks like a gobbling turkey and also some stinky, tecky and sticky Swiss smock cheese. The turkey cheese can be incorporated into many sexual maneuvers where the man whips out his small smock and buries it right into the cheese hole to the point that he's punching the turkey cheese with his smock like a punching bag.

Wow I went home with this chick from the club on Saturday and punched her turkey cheese like Mike Tyson with my mince meat sword.

by Smock Snorkel August 6, 2019